Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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