yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
