Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
tell me about the eggs
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