He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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