I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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