hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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