I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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