What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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