I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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