5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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