I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
