...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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