So drunk its hurt
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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