You're so nebulous sometimes
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
