If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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