Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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