I just made out with a guy for $7.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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