Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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