Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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