Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
This house was built for laser tag.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
3 2 1 whiskey
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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