That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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