Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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