i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize