Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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