Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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