ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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