Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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