I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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