your room smells of hookers.
And success
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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