I love watching others lives come down to our level.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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