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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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