dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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