At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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