if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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