who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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