yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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