am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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