question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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