if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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