drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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