Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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