4 words: hood of his car
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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