Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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