His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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