he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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