Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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