On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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