She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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