It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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