i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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