lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just want nice things and good sex
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I think I just sharted jello shots
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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