so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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