My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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